Santa Banta



Banta out with underwear's

Santa to Boss : Sir, Banta is waiting outside
your room with a basket full of underwears.

Boss : Oh no! I told him to debrief his
team and meet me in 15 minutes.

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?

Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

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Banta to his Son

Oye, Ghabra na mat,
Tu sher da puttar hai..

Son : G ha papa,

Class me teacher B yehi bolti hai,
Ke tu jarur kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai...

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SANTA: Tum Bike itni taiz kyun chala rahay ho?

BANTA: Ye Letter Urgent dena hai.

SANTA: Kahan?

BANTA: Addres Parhnay ka Time nahi hai Yar...

SANTA: ok ok Go Fast!

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Santa: Yaar hum hindi bolte hai,
english bolte hai, but maths kyun nahi?

Banta: Jyada 3-5 mat kar aur
9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga,
36 ke 6 reh jayenge
samjha...

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Santa Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Manga.
Pathan Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara.....
Mar Kha Ke Santa Utha.

Kapde Jhatk ke Santa Bola
To Phir Me Inkar Samjhu....

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